chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

(Source: a-s-h)

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

(Source: rneerkat)

elenamorelli:

{ this place, this very spot }

elenamorelli:

{ this place, this very spot }

how to make computer run faster

leaftouch:

step 1 go to programs and then delete the file called League of legends cogratulationis your computer is fixed also your life

(Source: dillon-panther)

onlylolgifs:

Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep

OK

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

(Source: vinebox)

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.