May 2012
34 posts
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
Watchtumboner:
kelsiefag:
open-ended-insanity:
kntuckyfriedstripper:
ew-romance:
chloerayneee:
dawdy:
voodoopeekaboo:
perfectly-imperf3ctt:
monoclelewinsky:
queenm0riarty:
sanctuary-remix:
thousanddreamers:
bowlosugar:
xiahdesu:
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WAT
CCCCCOMBO BREAKER
bonjourclarice:
a short poem about steve rogers
i was like
good gracious ass is bodacious
oh flirtatious trying to show patience
2 tags
It's almost summer bitchesss
when you get back from a date and all your friends...
mylifeasakitten:
fuckyeahricksantorum:
mitt romney sings baby
...
spacemaiden:
bobies:
IM ALUAUGHUNG SO HARD THE GYU IN THE BACK IS JUST SO SHOCKED ANCD AOPPALLED AT THIS GUYHIM WHEREZING HELP
OH NO
April 2012
32 posts
c-herub asked: hi jennifer! your blog is the perfect mix of hot, cute and funny :')
A haiku about getting out of bed
thediamondsinlucyssky:
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
why do so many people think theyre special for loving food and sleeping
those arent even optional things or interests you literally are required to do both of those to stay alive
this. so much.
